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So 2K9, I know. But follow us anyway.

Totally candid photo, by the way.

It’s Mani-Douche Destiny, Son!

It’s been confirmed that MTV’s immensely popular Jersey Shore is coming back for a second season. BUT it’s not going to take place in Jersey. Hmmmmm. I wonder where they’re gonna go? Might we offer a suggestion:

Dolphins Are Gangsta!

Everybody should see The Cove because it’s eye-opening, entertaining and important. AND, most of all, because dolphins are GANGSTA, son!

The Real ‘Ugly Truth’

We haven’t seen The Ugly Truth yet, but judging by the Rotten Tomatoes score I’m guessing that THIS is a whole lot more enjoyable. Gerard Butler- meet Artie Fuddleman: The Love Pharmacist.

He Wrote A Lot of Songs

Five years ago today, Bob Dylan was awarded an honorary degree from Scotland’s St. Andrew’s University and named a “Doctor of Music.” Three years ago this month, we made this:

Which one’s the bigger honor? You decide*.

*it was the Dr. of Music thing. that’s a no-brianer, actually

This Is Just A Test

So What’s It Like Living Across The Street From Lindsay Lohan?

Well, beyond having to deal with the paparazzi blocking our driveway, it’s not too bad. Especially when our friend shows up in an X17online video [around the 1 minute mark].

This might be Big Al’s crowning achievement, narrowly edging out his star turn as “Bouncer” in episode one of the Webby-honored “Douchebag Beach: A Love Story.”

Back Tatt! Slut! Party Time!

Back when we lived on the lower east side of Manhattan, Brian learned a very important lesson: not every lower back tattoos = sluttiness. Some equal… well… see for yourself.

Weird Al Goes Off The Deep End

Here’s a sketch we shot for SuperDeluxe back in 2007. They shelved it because they were worried that Weird Al might not be okay with being parodied. Let me say that again. They were afraid that WEIRD AL might not be okay with parodies. Let that sink in as you watch “Weird Al Makes Things Weird.”



Actually, after watching it again… they were probably right.

A Little Something To Get You In The Holiday Spirit

This holiday season, remember those who are less fortunate - like the CEOs who might not get their big fat bonuses. CEO-AID is here to help with their benefit single, “Do They Know It’s Bonus Time?”